This morning on the Interstate, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new Cadillac doing 65 mph With her Face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner. I looked away for a couple seconds! And when I looked back she was Halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup. As a man I don't scare easily, but she scared me so much I dropped My electric shaver, Which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed, and burned the twins, ruined the phone, soaked my trousers and disconnected an important call. Women drivers!! :x :twisted: 8)
Reminds me of the old Adrew Dice Clay opening skit.. Sooooo, you guys got some real up-tight cops around here.. I mean.. I'm speedin in a schoolzone in a, stolen car, busted taillight, smoking a joint, open bottle a Jack, with my hand on the leg of 13 year old and this cop pulls me over and starts hassling me! Something to that effect... What ever happened to the Diceman anyway?
The vulgararity was one thing but I always got the impression that some of his comedy was a cover for his real feelings.
I just saw that the Diceman will have his own TV show. forgot what cable channel is airing it, but the teaser for it had more {edits} than spoken words! Hickory Dickory Dock....